So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We need to get me chipped asap
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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