I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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