Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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