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STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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