If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I'm really busy with my period
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