Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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