exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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