Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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