it hurts more in the daytime
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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