I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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