I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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