YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Betty ford says i'm here all night
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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