So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize
