Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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