she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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