They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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