wrigley field is MILF paradise
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Do vagina's smell?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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