you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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