No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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