i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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