im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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