there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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