It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
