im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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