your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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