Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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