i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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