Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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