great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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