Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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