White coat. Heels.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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