he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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