Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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