oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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