508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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