never play flip cup with pint glasses
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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