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(845): View more from New York

whjeg hajt iyt

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say what?

(845): View more from New York

wanna hang out?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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(443): View more from Maryland

The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor

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