if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
