i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm at about main and main street
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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