Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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