I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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