Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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