But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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