He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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