Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I didn't notice because vodka
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
