Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Randomize
