i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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