Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Drake has all the answers
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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