There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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