Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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