I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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