i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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